things that are way harder than they should be:
- spreading cold butter on soft bread
- getting a good education
- sacrificing a child for the glory of our lord satan in public
- loving whoever you want
- getting asked to go on a date i mean seriously damn
girl fact #285: makeup gives us super human strength. if you see a girl with perfect winged eyeliner and red lipstick, approach with caution. she’s got the power to slay her enemies with one look and use their blood as blush.
You think I’m willing to tell any of you anything. That’s a good one.
Sherlock, don’t look at me like that.
I’m curious; what would you be willing to tell them?
Not very much, and you know why. It’s private. Forgive me if I don’t want one thousand people knowing that I like dirty talk. And yes, I do like dirty talk, and that’s about as explicit as I’m willing to get. Clearly, you’ve got a bit of an exhibitionist kink.
Yes, that is usually the aim when I try to push you into answering anonymous questions on the internet. I can’t help myself.
You’re a bad man.
You’re as cuddly as a cactus and as charming as an eel.
You’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel.
- SH & JW -
In which Elle Woods is smarter than Sam Winchester.
If we are going with the premise that Elle will be better than Sam at anything she puts her mind to because she is just that awesome, can you imagine how awesome at hunting, or at least research for hunting, she would be?
Just the thought of Sam’s pout upon meeting her makes me giggle.
I want this crossover at least 90% more than all the other crossovers.
We shall call it Supernaturally Blonde.
Supernaturally Blonde. Yes. I want it. Elle killing demons with a perky attitude.
YES YES YESSITY YES